Tuesday, December 6, 2011

CJay says the darndest things: Take 2



CJay has a way with words; I have a great memory. What a perfect combination! I have no disclaimer this time because well, he doesn't know I'm posting these. Like last time, I'm sure he'll ask in disbelief, "Did I really say that stuff?" Yes, dear. You did.


Don't rush me. It's important that my avatar is accurate.


Oh, like having a baby is such a big deal. 


Look at all those gray hairs! 


Your cookies are pretty good, but they could be better.


No, I do like this. I'm just stunned by how delicious it is. 


I stepped in dog poop again. Why do bad things keep happening to me?


I have to do everything around here!


How did you even pass kindergarten?


Aren't you supposed to be my secretary?


And my personal favorite:


We should rent our son out to single men. 

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