Tuesday, December 6, 2011
CJay says the darndest things: Take 2
CJay has a way with words; I have a great memory. What a perfect combination! I have no disclaimer this time because well, he doesn't know I'm posting these. Like last time, I'm sure he'll ask in disbelief, "Did I really say that stuff?" Yes, dear. You did.
Don't rush me. It's important that my avatar is accurate.
Oh, like having a baby is such a big deal.
Look at all those gray hairs!
Your cookies are pretty good, but they could be better.
No, I do like this. I'm just stunned by how delicious it is.
I stepped in dog poop again. Why do bad things keep happening to me?
I have to do everything around here!
How did you even pass kindergarten?
Aren't you supposed to be my secretary?
And my personal favorite:
We should rent our son out to single men.